Why men shouldn't write advice columns: Dear John, I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I could'nt believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. we have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they have been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go on counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila. Dear Sheila, A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of those approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure for the injectors. I hope this helps, John -Forwarded by Steve Sanderson,Gilbert, S.C. Funny Advice Quote
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Ten Reasons to Ban Gay marriage 1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ would be destroyed. 6. The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children. 7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America. 9. Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans. Funny Judging Gay Quote
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