Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that. Wisdom Funny Stupid People Quote
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth. Funny Happiness Quote
Story Yesterday afternoon I was going back home with my girlfriend, when I left her arm to take out my phone and then took this photo. She got angry and shouted really bad at me. Didn't talk to me again that day. But let's just be honest: how many times do you find a dog driver over the city? Funny Girls Quote
Do or do not. There is no try. Wisdom Motivational Change Movies Quote ~ Yoda